| People: | 7,113,349 |
| Zombies: | 142,010,619 |
| Dead: | 864,129,115 |
| Survival Rate: | 0.69% |
The Republic of Random antiderivative 1 is a large, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 149 million Random antiderivative 1ians, 142 million of whom are zombies, are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Random antiderivative 1ian economy, worth 67.1 trillion dxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,192 dxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Leisure is a crime in ski towns, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends, and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Random antiderivative 1's national animal is the integral, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Random antiderivative 1 is ranked 232,706th in the world and 376th in ETU ETJ Lovarpia for Nudest, with 87.75 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
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Random antiderivative 1, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne.
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Random antiderivative 1, criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends.
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Random antiderivative 1, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
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Random antiderivative 1, leisure is a crime in ski towns.
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Random antiderivative 1, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
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Random antiderivative 1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Random antiderivative 1, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
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Random antiderivative 1, Harry Potter books are banned.
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Random antiderivative 1, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time.
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Random antiderivative 1, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.




















